What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[UltraDeth]

Talks sexy to themselves in the mirror while wearing a Dragon scale thong

 

[Barbas]

Laughed his ass off at the trailer to Dead Island.

 

[UltraDeth]

Thought that Ride to Hell wasn't bad enough

 

[Barbas]

Was on the development team for that game. Jumped ship early and deployed his golden parachute before things went too far south.

 

[UltraDeth]

*That's actually sensible*

Believes the upcoming Rambo game could be GOTY

 

[Barbas]

Keeps his crayons up his nose in a special skull compartment so he can sneeze them out whenever he needs them.

 

[Drummodino]

Eats candy canes during Easter.

 

[Barbas]

Actually ruined Christmas quite a few times for the government back in '87.

 

[UltraDeth]

Thinks The Elder Scrolls would be more fun as a modern shooter

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Is actually UberLyfe.

 

[Barbas]

Once, when they were angry, they punted a rabbit over the trees and far away.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Actually a cat.

 

[Barbas]

Forces cats to wear tiny dancing boots.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Forces cats into his belly.

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

Voted for Bush twice.

 

[Barbas]

Once held up a McDonalds. Not with a gun, he just drove around it over and over again, placing difficult and time-consuming orders at the machine every time.

 

[Euryalus]

Is madly in love with Drummodino

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Punches through cats.

 

[Barbas]

Gets nosebleeds disturbingly frequently and has to snack on blood packs to stay topped up.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Has nosebleeds whenever porn is nearby.