UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Jan 24, 2014 #9,646 Can only communicate with other life forms while fitting tea spoons under their eyeballs
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Jan 24, 2014 #9,647 Uses home-made napalm instead of a lawnmower.
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Jan 24, 2014 #9,648 Laughs at his own cringe-inducing puns
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Jan 24, 2014 #9,649 Finds clowns funny - and not just when they're dying.
Neuromancer Endless Struggle Legacy Mar 16, 2012 5,035 531 118 a homeless squat Country None Gender Abolish Jan 25, 2014 #9,651 Was a Communist spy during the Cold War.
Sir Pootis New member Aug 4, 2012 240 0 0 Jan 25, 2014 #9,652 Was a Capitalist spy during the Cold War.
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Jan 25, 2014 #9,653 Had sex with lots of spies during the Cold War. What? Spies are hot.
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Jan 25, 2014 #9,654 Spies are hot. Click to expand... Such a dear friend Tried to assassinate someone with a paper cut
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Jan 25, 2014 #9,655 Accidentally fell on his own dog once.
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Jan 26, 2014 #9,657 Went to sea to see what he could see, but all he could see was the bloated corpse of a whale. Gross.
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Jan 26, 2014 #9,658 Gets excited looking up the rear slot of a PlayStation 2
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Jan 26, 2014 #9,659 Collects those red, yellow and white cables that the old consoles used to use.
Neuromancer Endless Struggle Legacy Mar 16, 2012 5,035 531 118 a homeless squat Country None Gender Abolish Jan 26, 2014 #9,660 Plugs said cables in the wrong kind of holes.
