UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Jan 30, 2014 #9,681 Prefers Howard Stern over George Carling
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Jan 30, 2014 #9,683 Put breasts on a potted plant and tried to.....I'll stop there
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Jan 30, 2014 #9,684 Disregarded the warnings about the Old Bone Yard.
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Jan 31, 2014 #9,686 Played Roller Coaster Tycoon and put all the guests who didn't like his park on a tiny island with one toilet that cost $100 to use.
Played Roller Coaster Tycoon and put all the guests who didn't like his park on a tiny island with one toilet that cost $100 to use.
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Jan 31, 2014 #9,687 Last night at 2am, he walked into a ladies toilet to clean them all. With brushes, thankfully
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Jan 31, 2014 #9,688 Built a house out of polystyrene just to piss off the neighbours with the squeaky noise he makes while walking around inside.
Built a house out of polystyrene just to piss off the neighbours with the squeaky noise he makes while walking around inside.
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Feb 1, 2014 #9,689 Sticks high heels in his ears for no currently known reason
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Feb 1, 2014 #9,690 Puts peanut butter on cats and watches them flail in confusion.
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Feb 1, 2014 #9,691 Puts a table cloth around his chest and shouts "I'm an Italian!"
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Feb 1, 2014 #9,692 Lost his temper on an expedition once and smacked a penguin in the head.
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Feb 2, 2014 #9,693 Got hit by a loaf of bread and was comatose for 7 hours
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Feb 2, 2014 #9,696 Waxes their belly with butter and sandpaper in an asinine attempt to lose weight
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Feb 4, 2014 #9,698 Dreams of kidnapping a male and female postal worker and interrogating them dressed in a police helmet and spiky Easter bunny suit
Dreams of kidnapping a male and female postal worker and interrogating them dressed in a police helmet and spiky Easter bunny suit
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Feb 4, 2014 #9,699 Once owned a duck named Wilberforce. Sat on it one day. Never saw it again.
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Feb 5, 2014 #9,700 Was considered too unstable even for garbage disposal
