What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

Euryalus · Mar 25, 2014

Has a congenital disease that cause a penis to grow out of his forehead. He has to wear a hat at all times.

Brownie80 · Mar 25, 2014

Has a collection of tin foil hats, all used.

Euryalus · Mar 25, 2014

Is a collection of sapient used tin foil hats.

Brownie80 · Mar 25, 2014

Thinks he's a reincarnated god of madness.

Headsprouter · Mar 25, 2014

Purely do to the fact that I see his post count as "666" at the time of my typing this, he is Satan in disguise.

Euryalus · Mar 25, 2014

Is actually Satan, but is wearimg a better disguise. Covered up the 666 birthmark with his tattoo and everything!

Headsprouter · Mar 25, 2014

Wishes he could frolic in jell-o with Richard Simmons.

UltraDeth · Mar 26, 2014

Has a fetish for Harlequins

Headsprouter · Mar 26, 2014

Has a fetish for harlequin ichthyosis.

Brownie80 · Mar 27, 2014

Stole The Persistence of Memory for their dog.

Headsprouter · Mar 27, 2014

Dresses up as a cat and hunts for his pet owl, Jeremy.

Brownie80 · Mar 27, 2014

Has Nolan North tied up and gagged in his closet.

UltraDeth · Mar 27, 2014

Collects Steve Blum's used tissues

Headsprouter · Mar 27, 2014

Says "clank!" every step he takes when alone.

Brownie80 · Mar 27, 2014

Drives a Yugo GV every day to his club.

UltraDeth · Mar 28, 2014

Sneezes at the wall and calls it art

thesilentman · Mar 28, 2014

Is the monster in my closet that has a dark sense of humor.

I enjoy his company.

UltraDeth · Mar 29, 2014

Twerks while taking a dump

Barbas · Mar 29, 2014

Went to Hell on vacation and even brought some of it back with him as a souvenir!

Kitsune Hunter · Mar 30, 2014

Washes himself with whiskey in order to preserve his youthful appearance