What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[UltraDeth]

Uses cheese spread as shaving foam

 

[Barbas]

Spent a year as a periwinkle and didn't care much for it.

 

[Padwolf]

That they have a cunning plan. What that cunning plan is exactly not even he knows, however it has something to do with Jupiter and the way it moves. It's most likely going to be a giant space laser that's set to wipe out planets until they own the galaxy.

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

Was the one who made the Barraco Barner tweet.

 

[UltraDeth]

Involuntarily neighs like a horse when simultaneously angry and aroused

 

[Barbas]

Accidentally destroyed a public toilet. Like, totally leveled it.

 

[UltraDeth]

Eats the soap for "protection"

 

[Barbas]

Conversed with the devil and drove him mad.

 

[UltraDeth]

Crashes every time he says the word "Fabulous"

 

[Euryalus]

Was the devil that drove man mad for gold.

 

[Barbas]

Does not live in a magical oyster under the ocean blue, much to his chagrin.

 

[Euryalus]

Is the personification of rage, or maybe intestinal gas. It's not entirely clear.

 

[Barbas]

Stalks people while fapping loosely [footnote]...Whatever that means.[/footnote] and listening to The Police.

 

[Euryalus]

Slanders people and throws fish at oncoming traffic on Tuesdays.

 

[Barbas]

Has perfected the art of lapsing into a coma during lessons.

 

[Euryalus]

Knows the forbidden martial art of flamethrower fu!

 

[Barbas]

Accidentally the whole timeline.

 

[UltraDeth]

Whenever he hears the word "Shakespeare" he automatically plays "Rock, Paper, Scissors" with himself while singing "What should we do with the drunken Sailor?"

 

[Euryalus]

Smells like feet and pig shit on Tuesdays... No one really knows why.

 

[Barbas]

Likes to throw seals out of helicopters.