What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[UltraDeth]

Wonders if snails get sexy

 

[Twintix]

Is actually a space invader.

 

[UltraDeth]

Wears tight green jeans

 

[Barbas]

Wears loose purple dresses.

 

[UltraDeth]

Freezes in place during any Korn video

 

[Malbourne]

Pauses the scenes of nostalgic shows until a suggestive frame is found.

 

[UltraDeth]

Collects blank Video cassettes

 

[Barbas]

Send all his units to the corners of the map to delay a lost game.

 

[UltraDeth]

Faked diarrhoea to get out of a losing Chess game

 

[Barbas]

Set fire to the Monopoly board and garroted the banker.

 

[UltraDeth]

Thought Draughts was a Drinking game done with water

 

[Headsprouter]

Prays to pootis by his bed every night.

 

[Barbas]

Eats plates and cutlery.

 

[UltraDeth]

Repeatedly walks into an open door

 

[Barbas]

Eats boats and sleeves.

 

[Malbourne]

Became a barber to drink the stuff the scissors are kept in.

 

[UltraDeth]

French kissed his favourite hat

 

[Barbas]

Becomes indecently excited at the words "release the cheese".

 

[Malbourne]

Keeps a farm of genetically crafted birds that look like chess pieces and plays games with friends.

 

[UltraDeth]

Yearns to be killed under a stampede of old ladies