What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[UltraDeth]

Rubs shoe oil on his gums

 

[Barbas]

Accidentally crashed the yoghurt truck into a wedding.

 

[Malbourne]

Stole a young boy's deluxe lollipop and didn't even finish it.

 

[UltraDeth]

Yodels profanity in Swedish when the banana go black

 

[Barbas]

Is club sandwich intolerant.

 

[UltraDeth]

Has snail tracks down his trousers

 

[Malbourne]

Takes his liquor from a mug crafted of the bones of his enemies.

 

[Barbas]

Threw up a skull and some ribs the other day.

 

[UltraDeth]

Re-enacts snowball fights with mayonnaise when it's not snowing

 

[Dragonbums]

Has a secret love for Lisa Frank products.

 

[UltraDeth]

Enunciates Chinese words in his sleep

 

[Malbourne]

Takes pains to reorganize his paintings by color, size, and frame once a day.

 

[UltraDeth]

Surgically replaced his nipples with dials

 

[Malbourne]

Carved a sword from living flesh.

 

[SirDerpy]

Used Thunderbolt on a Barboach.

 

[UltraDeth]

Feels light-headed whenever the microwave pings

 

[kaveradeo]

Gets an erection whenever the microwave pings

 

[Rabbitboy]

sticks chewing gum under the table

 

[Malbourne]

Eats the chewing gum under the table...and then puts it back.

 

[UltraDeth]

Smuggles peas in their butthole