What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[UltraDeth]

Does this weird afternoon ritual involving butter knives

 

[Barbas]

Can convert pastries into poop sculptures.

 

[UltraDeth]

Played 4th villager in a Live-action role-play and put it on his resume

 

[UltraDeth]

Discovered Yuri when they played Splatoon

 

[Barbas]

Flatly refused to vote for Hoover.

 

[UltraDeth]

Was playing the cello during the rehearsal of Violin concerto in D Major, when a motorbike crashed through the roof killing the composer

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Has truly awful taste in art.

 

[Barbas]

Finds honey unspeakably racist.

 

[UltraDeth]

Did a powerslide on a unicycle

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Smells of Salmon.

 

[UltraDeth]

Coughs up smoke

 

[Barbas]

Is highly radioactive.

 

[UltraDeth]

Flushed a cat down the toilet

 

[Barbas]

Can't make it to band practice.

 

[UltraDeth]

Attempted to sail to work, naturally he was late

 

[Barbas]

Circumnavigated the wrong globe.

 

[UltraDeth]

Caused thousands of Euros worth of damages when he sneezed while riding a bike

 

[Barbas]

Loves the new C&C game.