Wintermute_v1legacy New member Mar 16, 2012 1,829 0 0 Jul 15, 2015 #10,823 Listens to country music when no one's around.
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Jul 15, 2015 #10,824 Has the most original irrational phobia
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Jul 15, 2015 #10,825 Broke his Tonka truck by trying to hitch a ride.
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Jul 15, 2015 #10,826 Is so ugly his reflection cracks water
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Jul 15, 2015 #10,827 Is on so much crack that he reflects about water.
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Jul 16, 2015 #10,828 Went to knock on a door and put his fist through it
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Jul 26, 2015 #10,829 Got right proper Eorlingas'd in a pub once.
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Jul 26, 2015 #10,830 Insulted a mall Santa like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAr1iOH-gW0&t=3m50s
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Jul 26, 2015 #10,831 Accidentally got the time code wrong and maimed a civilian.
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Jul 26, 2015 #10,832 In haste threw a bomb down the laundry chute
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Jul 26, 2015 #10,833 Considers himself an Apache helicopter.
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Jul 26, 2015 #10,834 He was 9 years overdue when he was born
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Jul 26, 2015 #10,835 Has little hearts drawn on the inside of his helmet.
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Jul 26, 2015 #10,836 Was in such a hurry he accidentally body checked a Devastator Marine into a fruit stall
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Jul 26, 2015 #10,837 Left his bolter behind on the last campaign and had to liberate one from an ex-colleague.
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Jul 26, 2015 #10,838 Started up a helicopter and the chuffing rotors flew straight off
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Jul 26, 2015 #10,839 Put the wrong fuel mix into the Thunderbird and flooded the engine, so he had to tip the thing sideways to empty it out again.
Put the wrong fuel mix into the Thunderbird and flooded the engine, so he had to tip the thing sideways to empty it out again.
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Jul 26, 2015 #10,840 Posed as a Gynaecologist for obvious reasons, but quit when he had to attend the plague victims
