What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[UltraDeth]

Fell asleep at the turret

 

[Barbas]

Woke up the slumbering snorlax.

 

[Barbas]

Knows absolutely doodle about armour angling.

 

[UltraDeth]

The front door was closed, so he picked the lock

 

[Barbas]

Can roll himself into a speedy ball for long-distance travel.

 

[UltraDeth]

Is responsible for more instances of friendly fire than is acceptable

 

[Headsprouter]

Braided. Pubes.

 

[Barbas]

He's a Monican!

 

[UltraDeth]

Hasn't finished any games this decade

 

[Barbas]

Isn't able to target anything that moves between 75 and 80 miles per hour.

 

[UltraDeth]

Ate half the duvet in his sleep

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

He's got a pimple on his arse!

 

[UltraDeth]

Crushed his own rear end

 

[Barbas]

Frequently dreams about being a salamander.

 

[UltraDeth]

Tried to invade Norwich

 

[Barbas]

Failed to defeat the forces of barkness.

 

[UltraDeth]

Went out drunk on the battlefield