What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[Barbas]

Never learned how to sail a boat, neither.

 

[UltraDeth]

Overloaded the gay meter

 

[Barbas]

Skedaddled outta there once child support payments were mentioned.

 

[UltraDeth]

Hijacked the No.8 bus to get to the screening on time

 

[Barbas]

Deliberately left the mission-critical olive loaf behind.

 

[UltraDeth]

Missed the obvious secret path

 

[Barbas]

Couldn't beat the Nihilanth.

 

[UltraDeth]

Drove a milk float through the shopping mall and missed everything

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

wears Ed Hardy shirts with florescent orange pants.

 

[UltraDeth]

Rubbed one out to the Mona Lisa.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

has 43 bumber stickers and a yolo license plate.

 

[UltraDeth]

Split so many infinitives in one sentence it caused a singularity.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

live tweets at funerals and takes selfies with the deceased.

 

[UltraDeth]

Thinks he's a million times as humble as we art.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

thinks he looks good in black.

 

[UltraDeth]

Did the wrong rain dance, the town never stopped smelling like onions.

 

[Barbas]

Accidentally cracked his pelvis on a mailbox. Please don't ask how.

 

[UltraDeth]

Lost arm-wrestling to a nun.

 

[Barbas]

Was defeated by a pidgey.

 

[UltraDeth]

Shot his spirit animal.