What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[UltraDeth]

Was formerly a black woman. Is now an Albino Japanese.

 

[UltraDeth]

Has taken a shitty poop on every respectable street in the West from Regent Street to Mulholland Drive.

 

[UltraDeth]

Ate his meal along with the plate, the knife and fork, but was too full to eat the table.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

could never find Waldo.

 

[UltraDeth]

Smells like Atlantic City.

 

[Barbas]

Was conceived in distant, eldritch darkness.

 

[CrookedLamb]

Looks like an ugly greek godd

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hephaestus

 

[UltraDeth]

Feels comfortable in a kilt.

 

[UltraDeth]

Ate his mother and the inheritance.

 

[UltraDeth]

Walks around in a strap-on like it's a fashion accessory.

 

[UltraDeth]

Lost his virginity to a sock.