What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[Sacman]

Is a time traveling, alien, esper...

 

[Dango]

Is Kyon-kun...

 

[Sacman]

Is the second person who thought I was Kyon-kun...
now if you would excuse me I seriously have to get back to work...

 

[Daffy F]

Is a murderer, playing forum games in jail.

 

[Dango]

Is the warden of that jail.

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Has the old warden tied up in a cupboard in his kitchen.
[sub]I hear editing fixes posts that were nommed by t'escapist. Allow me to test the theory.[/sub]

 

[Dango]

And in that cupboard is a cup, and in that cup is that kitten.

 

[Daffy F]

Is planning to assassinate Barack Obama.

 

[Dango]

Is counting on Barack Obama being killed, as he is Obama's evil twin, exactly the same in every way but his goatee.

 

[Daffy F]

Is planning on shaving my goatee.

 

[kaveradeo]

Will NOT let you pass.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Doesn't really know what One Piece is!

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Tamed a Balrog.

 

[Dango]

Is really an esper.

 

[vanthebaron]

is not as awesome as he leads us to believe...i'm watching you

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Sings himself to sleep every night at 9pm.

 

[Daffy F]

Secretly hates planets express!

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Voted for McCain.

 

[Daffy F]

Actually looks like their avatar

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

@DaffyF: I kind of did at one point in time.

OT: Came back from banishment.