What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[Scde2]

Is missing out on one of the best shows ever. Maria is so mad at Esteban right now.

 

[Sacman]

IKR?

Has been taking Guzheng lessons since he was 6...

 

[Lust]

Beats people to death with pillows.

 

[Sacman]

Once choked to death on marshmallow fluff...

 

[Lust]

Likes to hit squirrels with spitballs.

 

[Sacman]

Sold his Top of the line gaming PC to buy a Nintendo Wii...

 

[Lust]

Tells people that they have gaming systems that they've never owned.

 

[Sacman]

Oh you own it you just haven't seen it yet...

 

[Lust]

Makes people fight with themselves......

 

[Sacman]

Their favorite Gorillaz song is Fire Coming Out Of The Monkeys Head, only because Dennis Hopper narrates...

 

[Lust]

I actually like All Alone.......

OT: They are the other voice in my head.

 

[Sacman]

Well my favorite is Every Planet We Reach Is Dead... well off of Demon Days anyway, I don't know if I really can pick a favorite... You know what? nevermind I don't even think I can pick a favorite off of Demon Days...

Failed art class because they weren't pretentious enough...

 

[Lust]

I didn't do well in art class the first time because I didn't do most of the work.

OT: Is a succubus.

 

[Sacman]

Yeah I failed Photography for the same reason, well I might as well have, my teacher bent the rules a little bit because he just liked my final project so much...

OT: Is a Centaur...

 

[Lust]

I passed Photo.....with the second highest grade I think......even though I came into that class partway through the second semester.....

and I also passed Art with a good grade the second time around.

OT: Has a killer uppercut......

 

[Sacman]

I only turned in 3 projects out of something like 20 so it wasn't surprising...

OT: knows how to Hadoken...

 

[Lust]

Yeah..........I was never too fond of projects............

OT: Cannot FADC into Ultra.......

 

[Scde2]

Forgets his password everyday, so he has to hack into his accounts.

 

[Sacman]

It was a digital photography class... I took pictures and altered them in photoshop there aren't many ways you can cock it up...except for the fact that I spent most of my time playing Half-Life...

OToesn't know who Gustav Klimt is...
I had to do a presentation on him in art class...

 

[Secret world leader (shhh)]

is secretly santa clause.