What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[Lust]

Farts in melodies....

 

[Sacman]

Can play Master Of Puppets on the kazoo...

 

[Lust]

Is indecisive on which host body to inhabit.

 

[Sacman]

Spends all of his time in minecraft making giant golden sporks...

 

[Scde2]

Is overloading the display hamsters.

 

[Sacman]

Has a foot fetish...

 

[Scde2]

Has a fetish for fetishes.

 

[Lust]

Has a nose fetish...........and a ninja fetish.....

 

[Sacman]

Only if they're wearing a bright orange jumpsuit...

Has a gimp under his bed...

 

[Scde2]

Likes hentai that involves Naruto.

 

[Sacman]

Only if it also involves tentacles...
Has every episode of Naruto on beta max...

 

[Lust]

Is giving me telepathic messages to watch Serial Experiments Lain......

In which I'll resume tomorrow.....

 

[Sacman]

!!!sey, seY [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVn1BpnLrXs] my mission is now complete...

Is just telling me that so I will stop pestering him...

 

[Lust]

Has done wicked deeds to achieve those badges that he has.....

 

[Sacman]

He knows that I must bid him farewell... if only for the time being...

 

[Blue Musician]

He know what day it is.

 

[Scde2]

He's confused about what year it is.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Misses his old avatar.

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Misses his blanky

 

[kaveradeo]

Never saw Shawn the sheep.