What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[BrailleOperatic]

Has no drills that will pierce the heavens.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Has a toothpick that will pierce the gums.

 

[Scde2]

Wants to go to doggy heaven.

 

[SPCF]

Wishes he was god of dogs.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Was the one who convinced the Russian mice that there were no cats in America.

 

[SPCF]

Has a fear of changing his avatar.

 

[Robert632]

Secretly feels sexy wearing a leopard skin jumpsuit.

 

[SPCF]

Not coming out the closet.

 

[Robert632]

secretly is not coming in with me.

 

[SPCF]

Pulled out his gun!!!

 

[Robert632]

Pulled a knife I planted on his dead body From his pocket on me first.

 

[SPCF]

Did not know how to turn the safety off.

 

[Robert632]

Doesn't know how to move away from a gun being pointed at him.

 

[SPCF]

Did not realize the gun also didn't have a mag.

 

[Robert632]

Didn't realize I had a second, fully loaded Desart eagle in my other hand

 

[SPCF]

Did not realize the RPG on my shoulder.
(Ima take you down with me)

 

[Robert632]

Didn't realize he put all the rockets in backwards.

 

[SPCF]

Didn't realize mah bud undid the rocket job and put them on the right way after.

 

[Shemming]

Secretly copys his avatar for fun.

 

[SPCF]

Wait.... What?!