What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[kaveradeo]

Is not Illuminati like the rest of us.

 

[The Man With the Soap]

Does not know I had a glitch and my first post didn't show up, and that I don't know what TL;DR means.

 

[Sliverwings]

Has something against furries

 

[The Man With the Soap]

Wants to know what that something is.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Is actually a lolicon.

 

[The Man With the Soap]

Is wapanese.

 

[Sliverwings]

Is the walking definition of Wapanese

 

[The Man With the Soap]

Wishes I knew what lolicon means.

 

[Sliverwings]

Doesn't like the White Stripes

 

[The Man With the Soap]

Has an emo username.

Edit: Meant Cuddly Razor. Damn these forum glitches!

 

[Sliverwings]

Can skip a rock underwater

 

[The Man With the Soap]

Got their feelings hurt by me and switched avatars.

 

[Sliverwings]

Doesn't know I switch avatars on a regular basis
The first part was true though...

 

[The Man With the Soap]

Comes up with clever lies to counter peoples' retorts.

 

[The Man With the Soap]

Is my uncle.