What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[Xpwn3ntial]

Has a villa in Tuscany.

 

[Scde2]

Tried to invade Russia with a spork.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Made the moon revolve the opposite direction for a week.

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Conquered Russia with a spork.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Threw a shoe at a movie screen.

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Thinks I wear shoes.

 

[SPCF]

Wears boots.

 

[kaveradeo]

Eats boots.

 

[Scde2]

KNOWS PHONE!

 

[kaveradeo]

Dials randomly and hopes for the best.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Is a master prank caller.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Never stops.

 

[Vrex360]

Has an infatuation for the entire cast of the movie:
Deliverance.

 

[kaveradeo]

Is about to reach his limit.

 

[CarpathianMuffin]

Knows who stole my cookie.

 

[Scde2]

Posted pics of himself on /b/.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Stabbed Attila the Hun.

 

[Lust]

Yells at dogs.....

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Did an autopsy on his parrot.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Likes to sell dead parrots and tells the customer that it's just sleeping.