What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[Sacman]

He?s the one
Who likes all our pretty songs
And he likes to sing along
And he likes to shoot his gun
But he knows not what it means
Knows not what it means
when I say yeeeaaahhh...

Cookie for reference...<.<

Oh I know, I know! It's that Nirvana song from Rock Band 1...
EDIT: It's In Bloom!

OT: Backhand slaps snakes in his spare time.

Why yes... yes it is...

Spoiler

OT: is the camera man for man versus wild...

 

[Dango]

Bakes the most horrible tasting cookies to ever exist in the history of history.

 

[Sacman]

It's an HTTP Cookie... it goes with my theme...

OT: Didn't really like Clannad...<.<

 

[Dango]

Already posted that...

 

[The Clown]

he blatently doesn't know wha song these lyrics are from;

"Before i wizz wizz wizz
you know what i'm saying sayin sayin,
That's why I'm with ya with ya with ya,
MARY OF THE POPTART,
MAN I WAS STRUTTING MY HORSE,
STREISSAND DIED IN MORDOR,
MAN I OH I THE CYCLOPS EYE!!!"

 

[Sacman]

Jesus don't want him for a sunbeam...
Cookie for reference...<.<

 

[Scde2]

You are tearing me apart, Sacman!

 

[Sacman]

Wants me to choke on it...

 

[Ren3004]

Eats live chickens for dinner.

 

[The Clown]

they secretly adore Scde2

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Is a broom.

 

[Scde2]

Wants to tango with Dango.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Knows too much.[sub]I kid.[/sub]

 

[Dango]

Murders slinkies in his spare time.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Knows far too much for his own good.

Trains sandworms.

 

[Dango]

Knows not enough.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Can read minds!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Is secretly a horcrux for Simon Cowell.

 

[Scde2]

Loves to play Axis and Aliies with Simon Cowell.

 

[Sacman]

Is the man who sold the world...<.<