What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[SmoothGlover]

@SmoothGlover
You like coffee.
That's it.

Every facet of my personality, every distinguishing feature or trait. All that makes me, me. All of this you have summed up in two sentences. From this day forth, when asked about myself, I shall simply answer "I like coffee" before striding away purposefully leaving a "That's it" dancing on the breeze.

You have given me renewed meaning, purpose and identity. I am forever indebted to you.

 

[Philol]

Has a deep dark secret...

 

[Dr.Susse]

Killed a man.
With a pine scatter cushion.

 

[mParadox]

Those things hurt you know. >.>

 

[staika]

Can't actually feel pain

 

[Knife-28]

They have a secret so secret that their secret is secretly secret and in fact......not a secret at all.

 

[mParadox]

They're confused. How sweet.

 

[Brightzide]

He let the dogs out...

 

[Sacman]

He killed all of the dogs...

 

[Brightzide]

Really likes carrying on dog themes on forums

 

[pyramid head grape]

For more

 

[Philol]

Is very confused OR just insane

 

[C F]

Is afraid of rejection.

 

[Philol]

Is afraid of relationships.

 

[ThunderCavalier]

Is afraid of being afraid.

 

[mParadox]

Is afraid of the word courage.

 

[JLML]

Well as the person above me has already had their deepest secret revealed:

You know things. Things you wish you didn't know, but haunt you every night.
(Also... something about a poodle? I'm not very good at predicting.)

I shall simply expand on it. Those things that you wish you didn't know, but that haunt you every night. It was all because of a certain event. It happened on this night didn't it. 19th of January 1987. It was dark, rainy and generally rather grim. And it was the night that everything changed for you. Wasn't it... WASN'T IT!

I wont embarrass you by actually revealing it here. But you know what you did.

Funny you mention, since I was born 1993, the 21st of September. Or at least, that's what people believe... I may or may not actually be millennia old, and having many a secrets buried in my past, which may or may not include that date.

Never. Just taking stabs in the psychological dark. Speaking of which, I'm not sure if I hit the nail on the head or if you're just humoring me. Your response might be evidence to the former, but I'm fairly certain that...
That I'm reading too much into this.

You were correct in your guess... Well, most of it. Not sure about the poodle. Yet. And yes, you are reading too much into this. Too much for your own good, anyway. Well, that is, if you like being alive. *makes creepy face that gave a friend of mine nightmares once (true story)* (this time you may take it less seriously... This time... xD)

OT: Is actually not Para at all, but just someone pretending.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Has a quote fetish.

 

[mParadox]

Supports that fetish.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Has a "dressing up as a sheep and baa-ing" fetish.