What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[MammothBlade]

Speaks Babylonian.

 

[kaveradeo]

Doesnt have hands to drive that car.
Edit: Fail.
Speaks kardashian.

 

[Dalek Caan]

Does not like Pokemon.

 

[pyramid head grape]

A skeleton with eyes!

 

[mParadox]

And no hobo! D:

 

[pyramid head grape]

Used cheat codes!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Raped Rudolph.

 

[mParadox]

Reared Rudolph.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Knows Rudolph...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Is really a teenage mutant ninja turtle autobot in disguise hiding in plain site trying to catch them all.

 

[mParadox]

Attempted a mashup but fell.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Lord of the dance.

 

[mParadox]

Lord of Awesome the Fifth.

 

[Dr.Susse]

A very dapper Zombie Gentleman.

 

[mParadox]

Teacher of new words.

O.O

 

[kaveradeo]

is going to look up donnybrook in the dictionary.

 

[mParadox]

Doesn't realize that the dictionary is old school. <.<

 

[Ren3004]

Is new school.

 

[mParadox]

Is extremely cool news. <.<

 

[pyramid head grape]

A dragon!