What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

He's only attracted to those who will be born after he dies.

 

[The Night Angel]

Is attracted to attractive things

 

[Dango]

Once slapped a cockatoo for stealing his spicy chicken-pork fried rice combo meal.

 

[The Night Angel]

Secretly thinks that aquamarine is a pretty neat colour

 

[Dr.Susse]

Is one of the last surviving Zombies from that whole goverment cover up thing.

 

[Suicidejim]

Is actually a mech-suit piloted by a fish and a dog with quirky conflicting personalities.

 

[Kuroneko97]

Wants to see the result of an elephant and a swan mating.

 

[StormShaun]

Want to mingle with an actual anime character that comes from another universe but to only suck out his/her brain.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Hasn't seen an anime yet.

But has heard some good things.

 

[The Night Angel]

Believes that astrology is an acceptable, proven science

 

[StormShaun]

Believes that someday the world will turn to Pokemon.

 

[The Night Angel]

His deepest darkest secret is that he has no deep dark secrets, unless you count a strange fixation with blue cheese

 

[Dango]

Is the stuffing inside of my mattress.

 

[The Night Angel]

Is the mattress in my stuffing... I'm not a good cook

 

[Dr.Susse]

Gets the cooking section and the bedding department horribly confused at the shops.

 

[The Night Angel]

Has the ability to make people burst in to tears on command

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

He knows about...

OH MY GOD, METAL GEEEUUUUR!

 

[The Night Angel]

He secretly wishes that his post count weren't so intimidatingly high