What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[mParadox]

Is the victim. The sick victim.

[SUB][SUB]MUST RESIST URGE TO CURE AND KILL.[/SUB][/SUB]

 

[staika]

Is contemplating killing me.
*dabs butter on self*

COME AT ME BRO, I AM DELICIOUS!!

 

[Tireseas_v1legacy]

Wears a pink thong

 

[mParadox]

Is contemplating killing me.
*dabs butter on self*

COME AT ME BRO, I AM DELICIOUS!!

o,..,o *pounces and noms*

 

[staika]

Is contemplating killing me.
*dabs butter on self*

COME AT ME BRO, I AM DELICIOUS!!

o,..,o *pounces and noms*

It's only when someone is eating you alive that you feel truely alive!!

 

[The Night Angel]

Has a thing for being eaten alive, but wishes he'd put some pepper on himself first

 

[mParadox]

I know he owns a seasoning shop where staika is his numero uno customer.

 

[FamoFunk]

He keeps stolen people in the basement.

 

[mParadox]

I know they assist me in the keeping it such.

 

[The Night Angel]

He secretly holds all the internets in his head

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Wishes to eat a deep fried Solid Snake.

 

[mParadox]

Doesn't realize how tasty they are.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Is a Sushi fanatic.

 

[The Night Angel]

Is secretly a world class champion at marbles

 

[mParadox]

Makes marbles out of gold.

Swag.

>.>

 

[David Bjur]

Can't actually spell and his mom is helping him with his grammar.

 

[mParadox]

Is a walking talking dictionary.

 

[The Night Angel]

Is undefinable by any dictionary in any language

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Is really fried chicken on the look out for kettle gear, the giant tea robots ravaging the land.

 

[kaveradeo]

Doesn't understand the ramifications of what he is saying!