What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[Dango]

Doesn't even have a waifu.

 

[The Night Angel]

Wishes he didn't know >.>

 

[Dango]

Doesn't want to live on this planet anymore. That's silly.

 

[The Night Angel]

Wants to live on Mars, which isn't silly...

 

[zombiekiller1907]

craves for deep fried mars bars

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Wants some fried chicken.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Needs more fruit to feed his twenty foot tall fruit fly.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Gave me that fruit fly for my birthday.

 

[The Night Angel]

Has never had a birthday, as they weren't born.

 

[zombiekiller1907]

has successfully recreated a grandfather paradox

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Broke his caps lock.

 

[StormShaun]

He is...[sub]a mime.[/sub] o_o

 

[FDLinc]

distrusts the person below me
(you know who you are >_<#)

 

[The Night Angel]

Overpuce does not distrust me, he has nothing but love... XD

OT: likes to spread hurtful lies >.> *sobs*

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

i used to never capitalize my sentences at all when i blogged a lot. i found it rather aesthetically pleasing it its own way.

on topic:
uses the shift key and scoffs at anyone who would ever dare to use caps lock.

HOW DID YOU KNOW
Wait! I just used caps lock! *seppuku*
OT: Is made of mold.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Doesn't know how severe using Caps Lock is.

 

[The Night Angel]

Secretly wishes to be taken seriously