What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[thesilentman]

Is actually a killer weapon locked away by Hohenheim to prevent me from taking control of him to take over the world in the most brutal, sadistic manner.

 

[Scde2]

Is the cuddliest of them all.

 

[thesilentman]

Is the most like Furher Bradley. Did Hohenheim commission you, kitty Hitler?

 

[The Night Angel]

Is actually a rather loud man, and also a supporter of kitty Hitler....

 

[Basement Cat]

Tizzy suffers from Ailurophobia. He secretly loathes himself to a dangerously self-destructive level.

 

[The Night Angel]

doesn't have a body hiding in the dark, and is in fact just a pair of disembodied eyes...

 

[Yuno Gasai]

He has a tribal tattoo hidden somewhere on his body.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Has arcane runes on their foot.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

He takes trophies from everyone he meets.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Smashes people's faces in with a hammer

 

[thesilentman]

Has been able to replace heads with tacos.

 

[The Night Angel]

He has a tribal tattoo hidden somewhere on his body.

How did you know that??? Stalker....

Wishes his head were a taco too.

 

[thesilentman]

Wishes that he could smile.

 

[Living_Brain]

Knows the secret to shutting up stupid people forever BUT WON'T SHARE.

 

[Euryalus]

Knows when to nut up or shut up but pretends not to so he can be more relatable to the audience and appear to have a character arc!

 

[thesilentman]

Knows the secret to shutting up stupid people forever BUT WON'T SHARE.

Anti-Life Equation. That's all. :-D

@T0ad 0f Truth: You're the thing in my closet. Gotcha, I think I find that exorcist that wielded a sword recently...

 

[The Night Angel]

Secretly doesn't own a closet, and is trying to catch Toad out...

 

[Living_Brain]

The Day Devil.

(I'm almost certain that someone HAD to do that before me. Sorry.)

 

[thesilentman]

You're acting as my girlfriend over the phone. WHERE IS SHE??!!