What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[UltraDeth]

Sang a cringe worthy song about stationary

 

[Teoes]

Replaced all the coffee with decaffeinated. Next month will switch it out for espresso.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

Once wore a blanket and tried to convince everyone he was a ghost.. as an adult.

 

[UltraDeth]

Once fell down a flight of stairs and blamed it on loose shoelaces.......But they were barefoot

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

Has a massive crush on John Goodman.

 

[UltraDeth]

Is building a shrine to Jonathan Pryce, complete with occasional ritual sacrifice

 

[MortifiedPenguin]

Is dabbling in electronic based pornography.

 

[Teoes]

Keeps a jar of other people's toenail clippings under his bed.

 

[MortifiedPenguin]

Collects other peoples belly button fluff and is keeping it for a special occasion.

 

[UltraDeth]

Films people shaving, then adds Slender Man footage

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

Went bald at age 12 and has been wearing a series of conspicuously elaborate wigs ever since.

 

[MortifiedPenguin]

Disguises his elaborate wigs with multitudes of hats.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Has never actually played a Disgaea game.

 

[MortifiedPenguin]

Is not troublesome or a lagomorph.

 

[Teoes]

Once dropped a doughnut in a train station and has been on the run from the police ever since.

 

[UltraDeth]

Was last seen walking suspiciously away from a restaurant, 4 minutes after a massive vomit puddle was found in the top right corner of the toilets

 

[MortifiedPenguin]

Has a stuffed Happy.