What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[OmniscientOstrich]

Has a fetish that involves a bathtub of candle-wax, a car battery, a spatula, seven hamsters, the theme song from Recess, egg sandwiches, a wizard hat full of magnets and an effigy of Hugh Jackman.

 

[UltraDeth]

That's depraved and hilarious, might try it [sub] joke [/sub]

Wanted by a small time Animal Rights group after an accident with two buffalos and a gramophone record

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

He wasn't actually joking.

 

[Teoes]

Has no deep, dark secrets.

 

[Neuromancer]

Got his eye shot with an arrow.

 

[UltraDeth]

Envies people with neck beards with a fiery vengeance

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

Once stole an apple.

 

[Neuromancer]

Is actually omnipotent, not omniscient.

 

[Brown Cap]

Is an epistomelogical solipsist who fears death more than anything else in the world due to the grave uncertainty of the afterlife.

 

[kailus13]

Enjoys confusing people with fancy words.

 

[UltraDeth]

Builds up more germs on their body than the average human (the most affected area is the Mangina)

 

[kailus13]

Hates Sentrys.

 

[UltraDeth]

Likes body popping in a pair of stockings when they hear the Thomas the Tank Engine theme

 

[Teoes]

Never posts while clothed.

 

[UltraDeth]

Now has 6 spleens after a failed teleportation experiment

 

[thesilentman]

Is my cat. o.o

 

[UltraDeth]

Sacrificed Pierre Kirby to a voodoo effigy of Timothy Dalton

Spoiler

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Only has a ghost cat.

 

[Teoes]

Is a very patient and sophisticated spambot.

 

[UltraDeth]

Possess the only proof in the world that Billy Connolly is undead

captca: Old man winter: yes, he is