What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[Neuromancer]

Prefers Swedish porn.

 

[kailus13]

Stalks people to find out their porn preferences.

 

[UltraDeth]

Waxes their chest with mushed banana

 

[Neuromancer]

Is less hairy than a your average woman.

 

[UltraDeth]

Plays the kazoo with his butt

 

[Neuromancer]

Once used a glory hole in a men's bathroom.

 

[UltraDeth]

Once literally belched his guts up, and has suffered from stomach pains ever since

 

[Headsprouter]

Idles on tf2 servers.

 

[kailus13]

Plays strange games with dolls heads.

 

[UltraDeth]

Sneaks up to the homeless and whisper "I know you love chicken"

 

[Headsprouter]

For a second I read that as "children".

Worships High School Musical.

 

[Euryalus]

Is a caped crusader by night, and a humble accountant by day.

 

[kailus13]

Reads the Twilight saga.

 

[Goofguy]

Deliberately leaves only a bit of milk in the carton for the next person

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Spits in the washing machine before and after every wash cycle.

 

[UltraDeth]

Accidentally hit themself on the head with a bat and went into a 5-day coma

 

[Dr.Susse]

Has a worryingly large knowledge base of cheese.

 

[UltraDeth]

Collects horrible novelty sweaters

 

[Dr.Susse]

Has never worn a pair of socks.

His foot odor is legendary.

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

Has worn the same pair of underwear for the last 5 years.

Once broke into someone's house at 4am and sang this particular Christmas song very loudly

http://youtu.be/1sg9EfYZICc?t=1m49s

On a sidenote, that was highly disturbing and how do you get the video to only play a specific part? I've seen other people do this, but I haven't seen anyone explain it.