What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[UltraDeth]

Has a framed collection of bad celebrity haircuts

Has worn the same pair of underwear for the last 5 years.

Once broke into someone's house at 4am and sang this particular Christmas song very loudly

http://youtu.be/1sg9EfYZICc?t=1m49s

On a sidenote, that was highly disturbing and how do you get the video to only play a specific part? I've seen other people do this, but I haven't seen anyone explain it.

You'll have to ask someone, I did, but I still can't get it perfectly. I was actually trying to embed the video not just a link, I was lucky I managed to get it work like it did

 

[Headsprouter]

Has created a Pokeball prototype.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Was the first test subject.

 

[kailus13]

Stole the prototype with Headsprouter in it.

 

[Neuromancer]

Contracted the thief known as "TL" in order to find out his competitor's experimental progress.

 

[UltraDeth]

Escaped from a platoon of Transvestite Mercenaries

 

[kailus13]

Was a member of the platoon.

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

Was a member of S Club 7.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Knows nothing at all.

 

[Neuromancer]

Is a Viera.

 

[UltraDeth]

Learned to type with their teeth

 

[Teoes]

Can't actually speak Vaginese.

 

[UltraDeth]

Stole stool samples for the pro-human organization "Cerberus"

 

[Neuromancer]

Finds explosions of different colours to be acceptable alternate endings.

 

[UltraDeth]

Partook in a failed Faster-than-light experiment (they never found that sofa)

 

[Dr.Susse]

Is an illegal whale meat trader.

 

[kailus13]

Is a whale.

 

[UltraDeth]

Tried to promote their YouTube channel by streaking with a watermelon on their head

 

[Teoes]

Uses peanut butter to be more liked by dogs.

 

[UltraDeth]

Walks funny after a rather suspect incident involving their underwear elastic