What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[Dr.Susse]

Is my first casting choice as Phil Day.

 

[UltraDeth]

Gave a lap dance to Stonehenge with handfuls of flaming bacon

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

Sonic '06 is their favourite game.

 

[Neuromancer]

Was one of the few to land on their feet, but didn't know how to make ends meet.

 

[UltraDeth]

Has recorded every episode of 60 Minutes onto a video cassette since 1996

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Was born in 1963

 

[UltraDeth]

Once saw what was under Pyro's mask. When gazed upon it their memory of the last 20 seconds was wiped clean, and now they never knew

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Doesn't know that beneath the Pyro's mask, there is an even bigger mask.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Has built scale model Lego bricks out of dust and glue.

 

[UltraDeth]

Favourite hobby is singing T.V. show theme songs with drunks

 

[Emmenia]

Has a carriage clock on the shelf behind him.

 

[UltraDeth]

Does very suspect things with a vacuum

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

He shot J.R. The wrestling commentator I mean, he doesn't know shit about Dallas; people often think he's just making a cute reference when he confesses to the crime.

 

[UltraDeth]

Once broke into someone's house at 4am and sang this particular Christmas song very loudly

http://youtu.be/1sg9EfYZICc?t=1m49s

 

[Neuromancer]

Lost a game of chess to an unborn infant.

 

[UltraDeth]

Gave themself a circumcision with a switchblade

 

[kailus13]

Performed surgery on people with a spoon.

 

[UltraDeth]

Has a tattoo on their perineum

 

[Euryalus]

Hunts sea turtles to make soup illegally.

 

[UltraDeth]

Insists on only watching Norwegian porn