What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[MortifiedPenguin]

@TizzytheTormentor: I really would like one :3

OT: Wants to make us all blink at the same time.

 

[UltraDeth]

Broke a finger while playing air guitar too hard

 

[staika]

Was caught playing the air drums in public

 

[UltraDeth]

Wishes they could turn invisible so they could perform a terrible sexy dance in crowded rooms

 

[Teoes]

Has a fear of cushions so great he can never sit down.

 

[UltraDeth]

Someone bet £100,000 that you could ride a motorbike, drink Pernod and narrate the entirety of Face Off simultaneously. You earned only 69% of that money

 

[UltraDeth]

Terrified a bunch of party-goers by playing this guitar solo on a Xylophone

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fIrajum1DA&t=2m27s

 

[Dalek Caan]

Isn't human. He's French!

 

[UltraDeth]

Secretly plans to drop bombs on North Ireland, Canada and Delaware

 

[kailus13]

Secretly plans to nuke france.

 

[UltraDeth]

Secretly takes a poo in the top part of a toilet, then tapes it shut

 

[Euryalus]

Is the creator of the ET game.

 

[UltraDeth]

Nothing arouses the person above more than the sound of a washing machine full of eyebrow tweezers

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Has a TF2 tattoo.

 

[UltraDeth]

Is attempting to get a sun tan on their genitalia

 

[Dr.Susse]

Plays medic.

 

[MortifiedPenguin]

Failed his driving test and has yet to successfully pass.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Was mortified because of the result of and anime adaptation gone bad......so bad.

 

[UltraDeth]

Smokes a glass pipe with their ear, then rubs the remains on their bronzed PlayStation 1 controller