What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[Headsprouter]

Has a shrine to the Twilight saga.

 

[UltraDeth]

Went on a drinking binge, then woke up the next morning under a bridge with a stolen trombone and a scientology bible

 

[Headsprouter]

Wears panties on his head when indoors for "safety".

 

[UltraDeth]

Held auditions for Sean Bean's stalker. Only he was present, as such, he got the part

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Is Sean Bean's long lost nephew.

 

[Headsprouter]

Ate UltraDeth's long lost Uncle for obvious reasons.

 

[Neuromancer]

Was supposed to be a headscratcher.

 

[UltraDeth]

A genie once granted him one wish, he wasted it on free crossover rule 63 fanfiction

 

[Teoes]

Is the one who keeps clogging the ladies' toilets at Paddington station.

 

[UltraDeth]

Creates Socialist propaganda in Microsoft paint

 

[Dr.Susse]

Dances to Latin jazz in the moonlight.

It is disturbingly beautiful.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

Regularly teaches a class on 'Interpretive Dance'.. and frequently leads the aforementioned class in costume.

 

[Teoes]

Is a never-nude.

 

[UltraDeth]

Eats their toenails, to sharpen their bones the say

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

Owns every season of Full House on DVD.

 

[Dalek Caan]

Has a cellar full of Zambambos in his house. What he uses them for is for a different time.

 

[Teoes]

Goes number two in the shower.

 

[Neuromancer]

Wants to find where everyone on this forum lives and slaughter them.

 

[UltraDeth]

Sings to a stuffed badger at 10pm every Friday

Captcha: stay tuned. We will be watching that event

 

[Yuno Gasai]

Spends more time getting ready to go out than any woman he's ever met.