Teoes Poof, poof, sparkles! Jun 1, 2010 5,174 0 0 Aug 9, 2013 #9,021 Used to court his Lego. Dates, flowers, chocolates, that kind of thing.
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Aug 9, 2013 #9,022 Does very foul things in his bedroom, not even I know what they are, but there is a loud slapping sound followed by a shout of "Genghis Khan!"
Does very foul things in his bedroom, not even I know what they are, but there is a loud slapping sound followed by a shout of "Genghis Khan!"
Teoes Poof, poof, sparkles! Jun 1, 2010 5,174 0 0 Aug 9, 2013 #9,023 Knows way too much about my deepest, darkest secrets.
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Aug 9, 2013 #9,024 Searches the back of couches for rusty coins
Neuromancer Endless Struggle Legacy Mar 16, 2012 5,035 531 118 a homeless squat Country None Gender Abolish Aug 9, 2013 #9,025 Is a closet heretic.
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Aug 10, 2013 #9,027 Has seizures from looking at pizza leaflets
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Aug 10, 2013 #9,029 Has a box full of stolen School property labeled "NOT a box full of stolen School property"
Headsprouter Monster Befriender Legacy Nov 19, 2010 8,662 3 43 Aug 10, 2013 #9,032 Unable to resist the urge to lick fire hydrants.
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Aug 10, 2013 #9,033 Steals unsterilized syringes from the local doctors
Neuromancer Endless Struggle Legacy Mar 16, 2012 5,035 531 118 a homeless squat Country None Gender Abolish Aug 12, 2013 #9,036 Writes homoerotic iCarly fan fiction.
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Aug 12, 2013 #9,037 Is attempting to create a new sub-culture called "Beard porn"
Teoes Poof, poof, sparkles! Jun 1, 2010 5,174 0 0 Aug 13, 2013 #9,038 Is desperately awaiting the emergence of the beard porn scene.
Neuromancer Endless Struggle Legacy Mar 16, 2012 5,035 531 118 a homeless squat Country None Gender Abolish Aug 13, 2013 #9,039 Is going to be the lead actor of the first beard porn movie. Wearing a fake beard, no less.
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Aug 13, 2013 #9,040 Once confused children by performing Punch & Judy with teabags instead of puppets
