What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[OmniscientOstrich]

Is slated to appear in this documentary:

 

[UltraDeth]

*I will do whatever it takes to avoid watching that video*

Cleans carpets with their genitalia

 

[kailus13]

Has their carpets cleaned by OmniscientOstrich.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Eats horse meat.

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

Beats horse meat.

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

Retires to an underground cave each day, where they are spanked while cry reading Dr Seuss books

 

[UltraDeth]

Is part of a cult that dresses as fire-fighters, who hit each other with slop buckets and chanting "Hot cocoa!"

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Is not a space marine but is instead a dog in a metal armor.

 

[UltraDeth]

Most valued possession is a pirate flag condom (That's what I call a Jolly Roger)

 

[Neuromancer]

Has no arms.

 

[UltraDeth]

Does the Cossack to a Voodoo effigy of Kid Rock that has been smeared with faeces

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Secretly is in love with Rocky Balboa and is also forcing himself into believing that Rocky Balboa is also real.

 

[UltraDeth]

Cried for days when they discovered Sgt Hartman was fictional

 

[Teoes]

Is the reason people shouldn't drink water from the Thames.

 

[Neuromancer]

Is the reason there's an economic crisis going on.

 

[UltraDeth]

Talks dirty to their bedsheet

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

Writes Twilight fan fiction

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Is the next generation of super forum post writers

 

[UltraDeth]

lost an eye after mishandling a washing up glove

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

Has stabbed someone for eating their sandwich