What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[OmniscientOstrich]

Once lost a 5 year old child they were babysitting then tried to convince the parents that a traffic cone with a t-shirt and a cap on it was their kid.

 

[UltraDeth]

Likes to sneak on empty buses to pee under the back seats

 

[Teoes]

Enjoys being stung by jellyfish.

 

[UltraDeth]

Was interrogated by police after a ton of Chuckle Brothers rule 34 was found in their home

 

[Headsprouter]

Finds the Chuckle Brothers funny.

 

[Neuromancer]

*shudder* Likes Nicki Minaj, and I'm not talking about her songs (exclusively).

 

[Yuno Gasai]

Likes to buy rare and exclusive items not because he wants them, just so others can't have them.

 

[UltraDeth]

Takes dumps in public bins and is working up the nerve to report it to a bomb squad

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

Has a shrine dedicated to Adam Sandler.

 

[ImperialSunlight]

Is a super-intelligent wasp.

 

[Headsprouter]

Touched Ke$ha.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Slaughters cows.

 

[UltraDeth]

Holds the record for most skirts looked up

 

[Teoes]

Wears skirts and then takes "secret" upskirt photos of photos of himself.

 

[ImperialSunlight]

Collects said photos.

 

[UltraDeth]

Wears skirts and then takes "secret" upskirt photos of photos of himself.

Men wear kilts

Dry humps the television whenever a Wham! music video comes on

 

[Technetium]

He secretly likes showtunes.

 

[UltraDeth]

Someone bet money that you would do the funky chicken in a pub, you offered to do it for free

 

[Yuno Gasai]

Frequently sells himself on eBay.

 

[UltraDeth]

Used to court martial his Lego (my brother is friends with someone who used to do that)