What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[Neuromancer]

Hates life in general.

 

[UltraDeth]

Is embarrassed to sing because their voice is too soul

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

Tried to wash a cup, but ended up burning down the house

 

[UltraDeth]

Was banished from their hometown for performing street theatre that resulted in a 5 car pile-up

 

[Teoes]

Tells his secrets to every passer-by in the street.

 

[UltraDeth]

Attracted the attention of several patrons in a pub toilet because his urine was neon turquoise. The result of a failed Super-soldier experiment

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Is too afraid for commitment in his relationship with Barry White

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

Tried to make his bed, but ended up losing a leg

 

[UltraDeth]

Drew lines on their buttocks to make a spider tattoo (guess where the thorax is)

 

[Winter_Decay]

thinks that Godfather 3 was the best one in the series.

 

[UltraDeth]

Insists that funny smell in the room is the garbage, not his unchanged underwear

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Is really a ROBOT!

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

Is afraid of clouds.

 

[UltraDeth]

Draws pictures of naked butts on his wall

 

[Neuromancer]

Is a member of the Flesh Tearers.

 

[UltraDeth]

Once had an argument with his imaginary friend, and lost

 

[Neuromancer]

Sold his rotting dead wife's body to necrophiliacs in order to afford buying a ticket to a Miley Cyrus concert.

 

[UltraDeth]

Insists on sleeping inside the couch

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

Sings all of Russell Crowe's songs from Les Miserables

 

[UltraDeth]

Killed a photographer for discovering the user committing a depraved act

(it involved a 4 breasted hermaphrodite cross-dresser, a tub of "I can't believe it's not butter and a poster of the film "The Birdcage")