What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[UltraDeth]

Paid someone to draw a bookshelf worth of The Last of Us rule 34

 

[Racecarlock]

Rides a unicycle on the top of a backwards walking donkey while singing cotton eye joe.

 

[UltraDeth]

Is a huge fan of Idi Amin and wants to him to record an album

 

[kaveradeo]

Records albums of himself doing Bane impersonations.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Secretly in love with Ben Affleck and is extremely jealous of Matt Damon

 

[UltraDeth]

Defends Adam Sandler's career with religious passion

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

Loves all of M Night Shyamalan's films

 

[UltraDeth]

Gave (insert depraved act here) for a video cassette of "Heil Honey I'm Home!"

 

[Teoes]

Received (insert depraved act here) for a video cassette of "Heil Honey I'm Home!".

 

[UltraDeth]

Went to a fancy dress party wearing a traffic cone on his head (he said he was a Wizard)

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Likes to wear Miley Cyrus costumes.

 

[UltraDeth]

Likes to show off his Cutie Mark (It's a tattoo of Robson & Jerome on his right buttock)

 

[Euryalus]

Is actually an orphaned lizard man attempting to fit in amongst humans.

 

[UltraDeth]

Prefers salt in his tea

 

[Neuromancer]

Has not realised that you can show the full title in youtube videos by clicking on it.

 

[Teoes]

Fears glasses.

 

[UltraDeth]

Cries every night for the Milli Vanilli reunion

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

Has a very rare and specific speech impediment that renders him incapable of saying the word orange.

 

[UltraDeth]

Walked into a 24-hour shop at 4:30 in BDSM gear and asked for 2 jars of Grey Poupon

 

[Teoes]

Hates video games.