What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[UltraDeth]

Sneaks into art galleries to sniff the taints of statues

 

[Teoes]

Is actually three people sharing the same account.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Is an office worker not doing his job

 

[Teoes]

Didn't actually draw any of the entries in his thread.

Is an office worker not doing his job

Haha, touché!

 

[UltraDeth]

Liked "Stop or My Mom Will Shoot". He considers it a fantastic mother-son relationship

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Is sweaty and is wearing 5 year old pants that haven't been washed in five years.

Didn't actually draw any of the entries in his thread.

Aww yeah, let me wake up in the middle of the night and just start randomly draw the new guy in my thread.(JK) I've been thinking about changing the thread into "draw the above image badly" but I'm not really sure since it is starting to look like it is taking off now.

 

[UltraDeth]

Bursts pimples with a pencil. Now his skin is turning a sickly grey

 

[Teoes]

Draws pimples and chin fuzz in with a pencil, in an attempt to appear older.

 

[UltraDeth]

Gets into all sorts of crazy cartoon-style antics at day, then goes home to wank himself to sleep while listening to a loop-tape of Sean Connery saying "Melted butter"

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Goes to a candy shop and buys a lollipop. Does not lick it though, he just crushes it under his feet each time he walks out of the store.

 

[UltraDeth]

Is trying to stretch his tongue so he can lick his eyebrows

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Is really bad at hide and go seek.

 

[Teoes]

Is a really well-designed spambot.

 

[UltraDeth]

Records himself saying racial abuse into his webcam, then watches it, writes a good review of it, then puts it with the others in his overly Secure vault

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

Dresses up like a dog and eats other people's homework

 

[UltraDeth]

Tried to warm their hands in the toaster, now their hands are never cold (because their now made of metal)

 

[Teoes]

Is the reason we can't have nice things.

 

[Neuromancer]

Lost his virginity to a carrot.

 

[UltraDeth]

Lost his virginity to a carrot.

That made me laugh

OT: Writes saucy love letters to his toilet

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

Once sexually serviced a plumber in lieu of monetary compensation.