What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[Euryalus]

Is the child of a Sandwhich!

A bad one! With crusty bread, soft too ripe tomatoes, and sub par ham from an underfed pig!

...I talk about food ALL the time D:

 

[UltraDeth]

Once created 48-hours of unedited footage of grass growing

 

[Yuno Gasai]

Watched all 48 hours of the aforementioned grass growing footage without pausing or fast-forwarding once.

 

[UltraDeth]

Likes to sniff their own taint

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

Is actually a broom, pretending to be a horse, pretending to be a woman, pretending to be a man.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

Was once cast as an inanimate object (a tree, to be precise) in the school play.

 

[UltraDeth]

Couldn't afford a breathing tank to go snorkelling with, so they put a condom over their head

 

[Headsprouter]

Likes to watch old people perform yoga.

 

[UltraDeth]

Likes the smell of unwashed slippers

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

Likes to dress up in a chicken suit and go into KFC shouting, STOP EATING MY BABIES!

 

[Headsprouter]

Can pull anime expressions accurately.

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

Tells everyone his favourite film is The Seventh Seal but hasn't actually seen it.

 

[Barbas]

Is allergic to Laurence Olivier's voice.

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

Likes to scare children for the lulz

 

[UltraDeth]

Goes Trick-or-treating dressed as Tony Blair, and asks for votes instead of candy

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

Is not allowed to be within 500 feet of Hugh Laurie.

 

[Barbas]

Was the 13th man in the Iranian Embassy siege.

 

[Euryalus]

Is really a chihuahua that dreama big.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

Isn't actually a clown, just helps out with one of the game attractions.

 

[Euryalus]

I'll have you know I murdered the clown who wore this mask fair and square! By the ancient laws of Akavir that means I get to take his job!

Your secretly just a mime trying to slander my good name!