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Nosirrah

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Has an intelligent belly button that speaks 79 languages, but will scream loudly unless kept quiet by beating it with a melon.
 

UltraDeth

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Painted one half of their body green and walked into a pub and said "Don't serve me, I'm a prat"
 

Teoes

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Got drunk with a few friends and tried to re-enact the arm-breaking scene from Tom Yum Goong/Warrior King/The Protector.
 

UltraDeth

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Travelled all the way to Australia to balance the poison snakes on various parts of his body, as a really asinine method to impress someone