What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[UltraDeth]

Gets an uncontrollable urge to put on a blue toupee and worship Satan

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Is a tentacle monster.

 

[UltraDeth]

Once fell face-first into a cake and broke their nose

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

He got so thirsty, he had to drink out of a puddle

 

[UltraDeth]

Treats themself to a piece of fried Lavatory paper every Sunday

 

[Barbas]

His boots are full of yoghurt.

 

[Headsprouter]

Buried Atlantis. Bad dog!

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

Likes to kick peoples' doors down as it makes him feel alive

 

[UltraDeth]

Sent an angry letter to Frictional games, complaining about the lack of guns and quick-time events

 

[Groxnax]

Is the original Jar-Jar Binks.

 

[UltraDeth]

"Treat others as you would wish to be treated"

Which is why they run up to people and try to insert themself into people's anus head-first

 

[Barbas]

Enjoys gluing plungers to his nipples, filling his pants with coffee beans and leading the police on a merry chase around the town centre.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

He eats pizza.....MADE OF HERESY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Headsprouter]

Grows hair on his eyes.

 

[UltraDeth]

Ritually Sacrifices the homeless to the Doom Marine in the hopes that he will return from Hell to Doom 4

 

[Yuno Gasai]

Secretly a heretic.

 

[UltraDeth]

Uses Shamwow as a sexual lubricant

 

[Teoes]

Loves the Slap-Chop guy's nuts.

 

[UltraDeth]

Pours oats down the back of his trousers to try and fart them into porridge