What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[UltraDeth]

Takes a poo in coat pockets to get off

 

[Teoes]

Poos in his trousers as he was never toilet trained.

 

[UltraDeth]

Morris dances in the nude

 

[Barbas]

Breaks into homes, stacks furniture into pyramids, eats all the cheese, leaves.

 

[UltraDeth]

Still can't write their name in blood, and now their house is beginning to smell

 

[Teoes]

Is a never-nude.

 

[UltraDeth]

Plays Peekaboo. With his Grandfather's corpse

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Owns a Picasso painting.

 

[UltraDeth]

Was fired from a supermarket job for putting crystal meth in the bread

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

Can only verbally communicate with binary code.

 

[Barbas]

Shelled out £50,000 for one of those two-legged power droids from Star Wars, just for the comedy value of watching it shuffle around his house going "GOOOOOONK. GONK. GOOOONK."

 

[UltraDeth]

Was arrested for licking a Police car, they insisted they were trying to taste contraband

 

[Barbas]

Packs duck-feather pillows under his shoulder pads for added comfort.

 

[UltraDeth]

Had an argument with his reflection. And lost

 

[Barbas]

Banned from the planetary governor's palace for his clumsiness with the cocktail glasses.

 

[UltraDeth]

Painted his nipples green because "It makes him able to communicate with nature"

 

[Barbas]

Does a terrible, terrible Macarena. His Thriller ain't so hot either.

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

Once bit a man's ear off just for looking in his direction

 

[Headsprouter]

Draws eyebrows on animals.