What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[Barbas]

His knees bend the wrong way.

 

[Teoes]

Wears a Santa onesie..

 

[Barbas]

Is posting from a remote Chinese military outpost.

 

[UltraDeth]

Is so desperate for a good console, they dismantled all the consoles from the fifth to current generation and frankensteined them together into one custom made console.

(sounds like something I'd do if I knew how)

 

[Barbas]

Has not found the apteryx level.

 

[Teoes]

Is only comfortable when sitting on an orange.

 

[UltraDeth]

Puts Christmas decorations on his pubes every June

 

[Barbas]

Waxes his eyebrows, Ming-style.

 

[UltraDeth]

Accidentally killed a 4-year old and blamed it on Global warming

 

[Barbas]

Put the Land Raider into reverse instead of first gear, stalled it and caused seething bitterness and embarrassment among his passengers.

 

[Neuromancer]

Hmm. Definately not a purebreed.

 

[Headsprouter]

That's not shadow, that's sunburn.

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

Eats grass for dinner

 

[UltraDeth]

Seduces people in a South African accent

 

[Neuromancer]

Is in the sub-saharan tech group.

 

[UltraDeth]

Celebrates Christmas by gluing parts of his body to the ceiling

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

Recently converted to Scientology.

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

Eats nothing but mayonnaise everyday