What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[UltraDeth]

Actually had the guts to call Kane and Lynch 2 a good game

 

[Barbas]

Tried to toast a bun once and started the Great Fire of London.

 

[UltraDeth]

Rims a tree every Sunday evening

 

[Barbas]

Has a dark and terrifying imagination.

 

[UltraDeth]

Will pay exorbitant sums of money for a third nipple

 

[Teoes]

Has an unshakable fear of Edam.

 

[UltraDeth]

Was thrown out of a restaurant for asking for some Smoked Vagina

 

[Barbas]

Has a closet full of spare replacement bollocks he looted from the local mortuary, just in case.

 

[UltraDeth]

Once sat down in a plate of Danish blue which lead to a series of accidents, which lead to him being the town laughing stock

 

[Barbas]

Called a religious radio show and ranted at length about orbital annihilation, seas of Xeno blood and the wrath of the God Emperor, causing the hosts to send police on a nationwide manhunt that lasted several weeks.

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

Is actually David Blaine.

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

Eats their food like a fruit fly

 

[UltraDeth]

Would like nothing more than to wear the skin of the man from the local chemist

 

[Barbas]

Wears a neck ruff and pantaloons.

 

[UltraDeth]

Occasionally screams abuse at the brown stain on the wall

 

[Barbas]

Watched footage of Nigella Lawson baking bread once and nearly ended up catapulting his groinal armour plate across the room.

 

[UltraDeth]

Who wouldn't?

OT: Ahem! Had to go into the witness protection program after an incident involving a tabloid photographer, a bar of soap and a briefcase full of audio cassettes

 

[Barbas]

Was once, for the briefest of moments, John Sergeant.

 

[UltraDeth]

Accidentally sliced his foot open a DVD case of The Running Man

 

[Barbas]

Is the real reason why we can't have nice things.