What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Loathes bread in every form.

 

[UltraDeth]

Accidentally cut their throat on an electric can-opener

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Is Gigadeth but he is pretty embarrassed about it, so he calls himself Ultradeth on these forums.

 

[Neuromancer]

Evolved into Linoone.

 

[UltraDeth]

Sharted during a colonoscopy

 

[Barbas]

He doesn't want to be a space marine, he wants to be a dragon!

 

[UltraDeth]

Played Skyrim, got executed at Helgen

 

[Barbas]

Accidentally his entire Skyrim save data.

 

[Headsprouter]

His name is Barbara irl.

 

[Barbas]

He captained the Flying Dutchman...right into a lighthouse.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

That cute little bone that he is chewing? It aint from the shops or a leftover from a big steak meal.

 

[Barbas]

He harvests organs.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

He eats little kittens

 

[Barbas]

He farted lightning once and triggered a city-wide blackout.

 

[UltraDeth]

Paid a homeless Chinese woman to shave their buttocks

 

[Barbas]

Kicked an elephant square in the nuts.

 

[Neuromancer]

Is the Dragon Reborn.

 

[UltraDeth]

Thinks George Lucas was right

 

[Teoes]

Is George Lucas.

 

[Barbas]

Is posting from somewhere within the beard of George Lucas.