Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Mar 3, 2014 #9,802 Tried to do a pacifist run of Postal 2 and only made it three minutes in.
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Mar 4, 2014 #9,803 Has a diarrhoea related twitch from playing the original F.E.A.R.
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Mar 4, 2014 #9,804 Sold the secret of making perfect banana bead to the North Koreans.
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Mar 5, 2014 #9,805 Denied making that massive shit stain on the ceiling (everyone knows you did it)
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Mar 5, 2014 #9,806 Put a bowling ball through the television.
Brownie80 New member Jan 27, 2014 996 0 0 Mar 5, 2014 #9,807 Stole the soup from the soup kitchen...TWICE.
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Mar 5, 2014 #9,808 Threw the toilet down the elevator shaft.
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Mar 5, 2014 #9,809 Fell down a flight of stairs from missing a stone to kick
Brownie80 New member Jan 27, 2014 996 0 0 Mar 6, 2014 #9,811 Once suffocated a cat to death thinking it was a pillow.
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Mar 9, 2014 #9,812 Played football with the severed head of Elmo.
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Mar 9, 2014 #9,815 Accidentally crapped on a dwarf in the dark.
Extra-Ordinary Elite Member Mar 17, 2010 2,065 0 41 Mar 9, 2014 #9,816 Has tripped over phallic objects looking for his laptop.
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Mar 10, 2014 #9,817 Is the one responsible for said objects being ALL OVER THE FLOOR GOOD JOB THANKS FOR THAT!
Brownie80 New member Jan 27, 2014 996 0 0 Mar 10, 2014 #9,818 Has a problem eating lunch at 5 AM every day.