Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Jun 18, 2014 #10,041 Did it, all of it, laughing all the while.
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Jun 18, 2014 #10,042 Makes a Eulogy to every single piece of food he eats
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Jun 18, 2014 #10,043 Stepped in the toilet and got the very worst case of Pissy Sock that anyone has ever had.
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Jun 19, 2014 #10,044 Likes it when objects expand in heat
Scde2 Has gone too far in a few places Mar 25, 2010 33,805 0 0 Jun 19, 2014 #10,045 Finds gas to be the finest state of matter.
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Jun 19, 2014 #10,046 Harvests and hoards all the ore and minerals on the map, the bastard.
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Jun 19, 2014 #10,047 Whenever he sees rule 34 of his favourite T.V. show, he involuntarily mutters to himself "Aspiring gasp"
Whenever he sees rule 34 of his favourite T.V. show, he involuntarily mutters to himself "Aspiring gasp"
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Jun 19, 2014 #10,049 Nickname is "Farty mouth" for literal reasons
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Jun 20, 2014 #10,050 Once had to get a team of skilled surgeons to remove a chair from his butt.
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Jun 20, 2014 #10,051 Has visions of a Lovecraftian future whenever he sees a curry
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Jun 20, 2014 #10,052 Could really murder a kebab right now, but he can't eat one, 'cos then he'd get fat.
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Jun 20, 2014 #10,053 (Uncanny, I'm having a kebab tonight) Legally changed his name to Barbas No-Mates
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Jun 20, 2014 #10,054 Threw handfuls of peas at a policeman.
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Jun 20, 2014 #10,055 Skids around the kitchen with oven grease on his socks
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Jun 20, 2014 #10,056 Has a fear of being watched by ducks.
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Jun 21, 2014 #10,057 Likes fondling fruit so much that he goes up to lemon trees and whispers "One day, you'll be mine"
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Jun 21, 2014 #10,059 True, actually Is saving up enough money for a bootleg of random Friends episodes
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Jun 21, 2014 #10,060 Ever now and then, feels a very human chill crawl up his spine.
