What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[UltraDeth]

Eats only charred meat

 

[RedDeadFred]

Their favourite movie is Sharknado.

 

[Rabbitboy]

Is actually very aroused by violent rabbits

 

[Barbas]

Has mixietrixiefiddlymatosis.

 

[UltraDeth]

Gets Multiple personality disorder from reading complex words

 

[RedDeadFred]

Requires at least three people to be staring in through their window in order to sleep comfortably.

 

[UltraDeth]

Dries their hair whenever it gets slightly moist

 

[Malbourne]

Films two-minute movies with three-minute advertisements.

 

[UltraDeth]

Does foul things with memorabilia

 

[StormShaun]

They eat chairs that belong to the homeless!

 

[UltraDeth]

Cheats at "Join the dots"

 

[Barbas]

Blew up all the paint tins in the shed.

 

[UltraDeth]

Took a running shite off a diving board

 

[kailus13]

Once peed in an old lady's handbag.

 

[Barbas]

Sneezed on a guard's hat in the subway.

 

[RedDeadFred]

Sneezed on a person's sandwich at Subway.

 

[UltraDeth]

Likes pulling hairs out of himself

 

[Barbas]

Has to push his balls along in a separate wheelbarrow. It is most embarrassing for him.