What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[Rabbitboy]

Is a retired Kung Fu master

 

[RedDeadFred]

Thinks being a retired Kung Fu master is a dark secret. Everyone knows it's an awesome secret!

 

[Barbas]

Passed bread.

 

[UltraDeth]

Is a closet Italian peasant girl

 

[Barbas]

Knows far more about the correct placement of furniture to achieve maximum sensuality than he's letting on.

 

[UltraDeth]

Practiced oral sex on his own

 

[Barbas]

Had his legs removed and replaced with his arms for a day - and vice-versa - to re-enact the spider-walking scene from The Exorcist on All Hallows' Eve.

 

[dalek sec]

Uses Bandit weapons in Borderlands 2. Shame on you!

What's wrong with those? D:

OT: Stole the last bit of bacon from the fridge.

 

[RedDeadFred]

Supports bandits.

 

[UltraDeth]

Complained to Amazon saying there wasn't enough filth in one the films he purchased

 

[Rabbitboy]

Wishes to kill the royal line of succession and crown himself emperor of Britannia.

 

[Barbas]

Assassinated the beekeeper.

 

[PiPPUMAX]

Did the do! D:

 

[UltraDeth]

Nearly Frenched a milkman whilst sleepwalking

 

[PiPPUMAX]

Retired Pornstar!

 

[UltraDeth]

Called his Gym teacher "Uncle" and meant it

 

[Rabbitboy]

Is a professional hitman on the run from his employers.

 

[PiPPUMAX]

A cereal killer! ._. yes! Cereal!

 

[PiPPUMAX]

Planning Night of the lepus 2!

 

[Rabbitboy]

Has an embarrassing amount of porn on his hard drive.