What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[UltraDeth]

Still has food that went out of date in the late 2000s

 

[Rabbitboy]

Once woke up in bed next to a cow.

 

[UltraDeth]

Never flushes until Monday

 

[RedDeadFred]

Has a fetish for being on time.

I know, I don't understand it either.

 

[Rabbitboy]

Doesn't like chocolate.

 

[Barbas]

Owns a pet tuft of grass.

 

[UltraDeth]

Gave a tortoise a pink rinse

 

[kaveradeo]

gave a tortoise pink eye

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

Rinsed a pink tortoise's eye's.

 

[Barbas]

Farted the national anthem once and sharted on the high notes.

 

[UltraDeth]

Would give anything to c** inside Rainbow Dash

 

[Rabbitboy]

Has a sick fetish for sea turtles.

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

Stole Christmas back in 2007.

 

[Barbas]

Is part of the Inebriati.

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

Farted the national anthem once and sharted on the high notes.

In some regions that could increase my poll numbers if I were running for office.

 

[Barbas]

Made massive profits and attempted the steepled fingers of doom before realizing he was a snail and could neither spend his amassed fortune nor steeple his fingers.

 

[Groxnax]

His left eye is the secret entrance to Hell, the right eye sends you to New Jersey.

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

He shot Bambi's mom.

 

[Barbas]

Gathers seashells to appease the Clam God.

 

[UltraDeth]

Bungee jumped off a bridge and came face to face with a double decker bus